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mcdonalds moba

When’s Hamburglar getting nerfed? his stealth’s cooldown is way too short, most OP jungler in the game

what the fuck is grimace building report him please

[ALLIES] gg they have ronald we fucking lost

u know whats wild. everyone on here like 20 and when i first joined everyone was like 14 15. u ask anybody n they been here for years. nobody new on here. staff locked the doors n were all Stuck Inside

dc animators only know how to draw one man but by god that won’t stop them.

Hey future historians, please note that although tumblr is a fountain of hyberbolic sarcasm, there is exactly 0% sarcasm or hyperbole in this post.

this bear killed people

when vampires fuck up they just pretend to be dead for a century and honestly, power move

Okay but like I work as a waitress and this is actually a pleasant thing to hear, i’m eating eventually, thank you for wanting me to enjoy my meal too

this changes everything

remember the sims 2 ds game which was nothing like any recognizable sims game and involved your character owning a hotel in the middle of a desert and occasionally giving fruit to a mummy so your power didn’t get shut off

I had this game and after like 2 months of playing, the mayor character in my game just completely disappeared, and I could still see his stats or whatever and his mood was always “in the mood”. He was trapped in a dimension of horniness.

the only easter post that matters