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Human bodies are so weird like the upper half consists of every single vital organ and the lower half is legs

abandonware should be public domain. force companies to actively support and provide products if they don't wanna lose the rights to them

Game companies hate emulation, but none of them seem to understand that a lot of us would just buy ROMs from them directly if we could. I don't want a fifth remake of Final Fantasy IV, I want to pay five bucks for the 3MB file you already made bank with thirty years ago. Nobody who wants to play something for the purpose of retro gaming is going to consider a $40 remake as the alternative option, and we're certainly not going to let the original dissappear. They're crying about opportunity cost for a product they're not even selling.

This is actually so interesting to read- it’s from 2012 but its full of the same anxieties, even some of the same phrasing that many of the guardian’s later pieces on transness use. really hammers home how much of the terfism that emerged in the late 10s was middle class mothers angry at a loss of control over their adult children- whether that be their bodies or their friends or their opinions- and making that everyone’s problem because they have the power to do so

Also just the classism of her associating tattoos with “vest tops, dogs on chains, broken beer glasses”; like, just say you hate poor people

I wish I had a car bomb. I wish I was like 9 so I had balls. Läl. Her boyfriends tall and he plays Madden ‘06 so how am I gonna cum. So when I asked her out she said I was put in the hospital for type 5 diabetes. I wish I was a little.

My boss was like “Do you have any idea how much money we’re losing” like who cares, it’s not like they would give it to me otherwise

Have our investors tried making coffee at home and not eating out so much?

the cambrian period was like 10 years ago

the cambrarin period was like 3 years ago

my family fucked up my life by using spoonerisms interchangeably with their true phrase counterparts since before i was born and now i can’t escape from instinctively saying shit like “im gonna shake a tower”

its not even funny how much id like to have been birthed by her originally instad of how i am now

she looks like a teacher i used to have a crush on in middle school lol thats really a coincidence

do you think it feels nice to roll a quarter down her... breasts

the male penguins are so lucky just to stand near her

god's wife of amun

rare type of woman... butler, fetch the viagra

can she feel all the emotions i feel maybe more

Love to see shitty people getting served a shit sandwich.

You want me to keep living in the past? Where the Langoliers will fuckin eat me???