♚be the screwdriver in your heart ♚

welcome to body world (inhales shakily through my clenched teeth) a world where everyone has a body

dont worry everyone i will save us all at some point

dont worry everyone i will save us all at some point

hey hold on gang. i have a parallel to draw between two pieces of media

I bring a real 'actually people who are pregnant do deserve some special consideration because they are effectively at least temporarily disabled if not permanently after some complications' vibe to the party that a lot of people don't seem to like

being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.

once i read everything on earth then i think ill be prepared to write

tumblr mutuals will truly be obsessed with anyone. there is a guy out there with 1 fan worldwide and that fan is your tumblr mutual

resurrected dead wife watching her own montage: wow I looked so hot in that