Sancta Lupa

I love not playing along

Sweetie are you okay? You rebloged doesn't know what it's like to receive love 14 times today

actually the reason I have such big tits is because I let girls suck on them all the time. yeah that's why they're so big, that makes them grow more.

What the fuck is radiation. "Hey there's this invisible force with the magical power to move every single molecule in your body a little bit to the left. Consequently you shit blood and die."

@kittybroker

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The real difference between fantasy and science fiction is that if you have too many belts, you're fantasy, and if you have too many zippers, you're science fiction. If you have too many of both, you split the difference and land in a contemporary technothriller where everybody is secretly a vampire.

That's correct, Kingdom Hearts is a contemporary technothriller where everybody is secretly a vampire.

The funny part is that I'm not even really shitposting. "Are you implying that the Kingdom Hearts franchise and the Underworld franchise are the same genre" buddy, I'm not implying it, I'm saying it!

It's got memory-editing bullshit, it's got artificial humans struggling to assert identities distinct from the flesh-and-blood people they're based on, it's got a spacey-voiced young girl dressed all in white with poorly understood reality-warping powers – hell, the protagonist even spends an entire game trapped in virtual reality. What more do we want?

We want everybody to secretly be vampires!!

Everybody, not just one guy.

Technically that image contains two guys.

Two and a half; Xigbar only got half-norted

Certified Kingdom Hearts Post

actual footage of a newly out trans woman finding her new friends who love her

it's simple. i think if you make fun of bridget thigh high collar animal noise girls you should be killed immediately and brutally. i think if you're mean to girls who are struggling to recover from a lifetime of trauma and mistreatment that is renewed every time they go outside you are lower than dirt. i cannot tolerate it i just cant.

If you saw me recreationally vaccinating homeschooled children with blow darts then you should be thanking me, no? Relax a little. Blow darts are cool

You are just jealous of my ethical human safari