back aff ya spooky bitch

This gender shit is easy

This is so cute omg my heart is going vrooom vroroooooom

The little boy holding the sign is having a Very Different Experience

Me reaching what looks suspiciously to be the end of my rope: oobh i got plany off rope

He was as tall as he was tall, and his eyes were the color they were. To describe his hair one would say that he had some. His face had all the features you'd expect, and none of the ones you wouldn't. "There he is," people would often say of him, but only when he was there. And they were right.

Your quality of life will increase ten-fold when you learn to appreciate the sight of a little bird

I don’t like being referred to as a boy

Woah mama I'll give anyone who misgenders you the Elvis Special (a bullet)

This account likely makes the list of “the last accounts I’d ever expect to be anywhere near my blog” but I appreciate it

Woah mama I'm one of your mutuals

WHAT

We often eat pie at work...for morale.

"As a treat" implies a special occasion, a temporary state. "For morale" makes the joy essential, because you have to have good morale to keep going.

Mary Magdalene washing Christ's feet

I love how every time I log on, this site attains new levels of heresy. I can't wait to see what is next.

What do you believe in now?

self preservation through love

chupacapra

Chupacabra as well