Bleargh

i would only get my tits out for. well. pretty much any girl who asked niceys

Unreliable everyone

What I put on my tumblr is between me and god. And the legion of lesbians that follow me

“be gay do crime! but sex is yucky and crime is wrong!” ass website

Contemporary art haters will be like "i don't get it" and then not read the title or artist statement or the medium or the year or

*street shot of zohran mamdani clad in nasty lil suit and hard hat* five months ago i was elected mayor of new york city. in that time, we have managed to COMPLETELY defeat the Staten Island Minotaur at no additional cost to the new york taxpayer

princess lessons are getting a little out of hand..

something about Toy Story toys is so strange to me. versions of animated characters based on real world toys, turned back into toys that are slightly different than the actual toys. slinky dog with a rubber spiral instead of a classic metal slinky. the porcelain bo peep and cloth woody turned into jointed plastic action figures. when toy story 4 came out and i saw a $30 talking action figure of forky, a character made out of a spork and a pipe cleaner, i stood in the walmart toy aisle staring at it like cameron from ferris bueller's day off staring at that painting in the art museum