Bleargh

I shall prepare a stew for the wedding! Extra salt!

wait wait wait stew goblin wait

every year around late may, without fail, this post starts getting notes again . and my little wet raw chicken breast of a brain gets puzzled. because i forget that summer is , in fact. a yearly event

Ryan Gosling’s career has just been one long quest to climb the Warner Bros water tower

sims 4 patch notes will be like “fixed an issue where harvesting carrots caused toddlers to explode” then you load the game and all your sims are bald

I do think it's kind of funny how john green wrote a book about tuberculosis that brought a lot of renewed attention to the subject and he's since become the darling of the tb world, speaks at tb conferences, my dad and every other tb researcher I know is absolutely smitten with him, and they'll be like "we love this guy! have you heard of him??" and I have to be like well yes, I have. for other reasons

"all you ever do is complain" that's not true. I also resent.

remember when cis people got really fucking angry about the concept of a trans guy blowing someone at a gloryhole

"they dont know you're trans >:(" dude its a fucking gloryhole you dont know anything about the person on the other side that's the whole point

the mexican football team has a 17 yrs old player and one of the funniest outcomes of this is that he cannot appear in any ad for gambling or drinking so he only appears in candy and milk advertisements. his first world cup and he's not even legally allowed to drive. his nickname is "morita" (little berry). he's three apples tall.