Bleargh

My goat is a money hungry homosexual fraud fairs

gotta respect the grind(r)

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

Compilare un form su una piattaforma online, stamparlo per firmarlo E POI riscannerizzarlo E inviarlo tramite la stessa piattaforma è un livello di surrealtà conosciuto solo agli Atenei italiani

Sometimes I do unfortunately love when a fic has literally every driver involved for some reason. Like sure why the hell not Fernando can drive the bus let’s get the whole gang together

If you remember being a teenager you're a creep because you straight up saw yourself naked back then. The only way to be righteous is to obliterate your mind with drugs until you can't remember anything

the conversation about the ICE contractor at the taylor swift and travis kelce wedding misses the point so hard because the actual conversation should be about class divides like the whole roster of riches was together at a wedding, it’s never left vs right—it’s the rich vs average people.

The fastest way to accomplish The Project is to cease being afraid of The Project. The Project cannot maim you. The Project cannot kill you. The Project is more afraid of you than you are of it. It is okay if The Project turns out differently from how it was in your head, and it is okay if it has flaws. You are capable of engaging with The Project.

we need to find the beating heart of The Job Market and we need to plunge a holy gleaming blade into it. its the only way to be free

"you seem like you hate everything" I absolutely do we are living in utterly undignified times this shit is embarrassing at an existential level