Sh!ts n' Giggles

Let me tell you about this goose and his gal.

They chose to set up nest in, as you can see, a centrally located flower/tree area. What you cannot see is on the far left there is a door, a very popular door that allows you to get into the Social Science building, and then another door to the front of where the female goose is sitting that goes to...get this....a food court!

So if you want to eat and then go to you class in Social Sci, well for about a few weeks you were shit out of luck. Also, this is where people could lock up their bikes for either building.

If you so much as looked at the female, the nest, or even the male himself, he would just come to fuck your shit up, no questions asked, to everyone and ANYONE. People would even stay well away from those barriers, male goose didn’t give a fuck.

Luckily after a few weeks of attacking anything that breathed in their direction, the male goose either a) got tired or b) figured out that not everyone that wandered by wanted to hurt his mate. 

So he would just side eye intensely you as you walked past. 

Because no gifset could do Terry’s monologue justice.

This may be the most important 3.5 minutes of television in years.

1) not only was this exceptionally nuanced and woke 

2) but it had just enough levity and goodness that my heart didn’t feel sore afterwards.

Some worthy examples to follow!

If everything was legal for like twenty-four hours I’d start a communal garden.

This is barely even hyperbole.

I would legit start a communal garden with whoever wanted to join me.