Classic FM

Medieval: often ignored, shy, secretly gay, likes to stay in the same place all the time, dreams of being a monk

Renaissance: loves to dance, likes fancy things (but not too fancy), nobody else could pick them out in a crowd but everyone is friendly to them

Baroque: very particular about everything, draws immensely detailed doodles, gets super side-tracked on pointless tangents, everyone's distracted dad friend

Classical: very neat bedroom, makes bad puns constantly, has a 9-5 job, everyone's helpful but slightly exasperated mom friend

Romantic: can never make up their mind about anything, gets shivers when they go to art museums, cries a lot (and you'll know about it), sad bisexual (TM)

Impressionist: super gay, loves music that isn't in their native language, cries easily, just wants to have a good time

Early Modernist: just like Romantic but also does drugs and is afraid of but also super interested in sex

Serialist: angry at everything, "you don't understand my torment", probably a communist

Neoclassical: wants to be just like classical but has never gone to sleep before 1AM, keeps a very neat bedroom except for a single massive pile of clothes in the closet they refuse to acknowledge, occasionally steals Renaissance's hoodies

Total Serialist: 500% angrier than serialist and proud of it, has never had fun, has probably killed someone

Academic Avant-Garde: has never done the same thing twice, trusts nobody else, has an on-again-off-again relationship with total serialism

Minimalism: loves technology, still wears Google Glass and the Apple Watch, meditates for fun, trying to learn Hindi (and horribly failing), often incomprehensible to everyone else but is actually super friendly