SamTheMan

Let! That! Baby! Eat!!!!!!

If this isn’t me being forcibly removed from the buffet….

Bandersnatch sounds like British slang for pussy

and yet “family-friendly” disney still hired him to play doctor strange. what a disgrace

this post is like getting smacked in the face twice

chaotic good

Do you ever cycle through the same 4 apps on your phone over and over again and feel like a tiger pacing its cage at the zoo

If you’re doing this, it is because you, like the tiger, need enrichment and variety in your life. May I suggest cramming just a whole bunch of raw hamburger into a pumpkin and rolling it around your enclosure?

i have been informed that most pants have zippers on the crotch so shitpost canceled 

Pets love eating meat flavored cereal with no milk

Dog food doesn't taste like meat tbh

its not for you king

certified iconic post

anon please what does this mean

This deserves 1000s of notes

I’m always a slut for lying in bed for hours on end doing nothing productive.

THE DREAD GAZEEBO HAS EVOLVED AND BECOME MOBILE

Baba yaga housing crisis

I have no memory of this post

It’s a luxury to have great parents.

It’s getting to the point where there are so many streaming services, we almost need something like a paper that tells what is on each channel. Like a guide for the television.