You're like me. I'm never satisfied

Godamnit this has me cr y in g

The skeleton is like do you mind

one day this comic will reach a million notes and then i’m going to quit my job and become a couch

Everyone who isn’t reblogging this version is a coward and a villain

honestly this post only got funnier with the change in format

SOMEHOW I DIDNT NOTICE THAT SHES HOLDING A MARIMO IN THIS VERSION????? im keeping it tho i kind of like it

anyways it’s a great day to donate to abortion funds! :)

us

So glad we’re all straight

the please dont honk i'll kill myself one got me.

[locks eyes with my reflection in the front of the microwave as i dip a spoon into a glass jar of honey] do not delude yourself into thinking you are a kind person. no such thing exists. you are simply someone who has done kind things in the past and who will do kind things in the future. kindness is something you must practice and put effort into as long as you are alive. it is not a state of being, but rather many decisions you make and actions you take throughout your life. to cherish your supposed kindness overmuch is to hurt yourself in the long run, and to hurt others too. labeling yourself a kind person will either blind you to the harm you have brought and will someday bring to those around you, or land you in a situation where you hurt someone, intentionally or not, and immediately fall to pieces as your identity as a kind person is shattered. kindness not something you are. it is a practice. you will fail at it sometimes and people will not always forgive you for it. regardless, you must try your hardest to make kind decisions and perform kind actions as much as you can. this is all any of us can do [puts the spoonful of honey in my mouth and walks out of the kitchen]