🌤 Sam 🧿 @samfparker - Tumblr Blog

Once the ID requirements hits for the usa i'll be leaving tumblr.

I created a pillowfort, wafrn, and mastodon. And suspect I will use them in that order.

Wafrn interfaces with the fediverse and atprotocol (bluesky) and looks to sort of support the reblogging format of tumblr by allowing the reblog of replies.

Pronouns: he/theyMy art fort is @selkieskiesMy neocities that includes a partial backup of my tumblr sideblogs And template for if you want

Interests include art, nature, indieweb, ecoinnovation, and fat liberation.

62 Posts, 56 Following, 0 Followers · Looking for the 'yes and' of tumblr reblogs (not quotes) - if found please take me to their leader. 👽

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thenightlymirror

James Baldwin.

shetheyslain

Trying to sleep during a heatwave is a great reminder that all oil executives need to die painful painful deaths

therionthropic

straight up this looks like ai generated gay porn

angelstills

Carmen: A Hip Hopera (2001)

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modelsof-color

Sanique Dill by Mok Jung-Wook for Vogue Korea March 2026

what-even-is-thiss

How can I get a full time job as the wandering stranger that comes into town and gets by on odd jobs and has their face partially obscured by a hood and/or cowboy hat

homunculus-argument

Not book smart or street smart but a secret third thing.

luckyletd0wn

supid

homunculus-argument

supid.

tsunderrated

Oh you thought I would be your golden retriever boyfriend? Sorry I’m your husky boyfriend. AWOWOOOOOROTOTOOOOOOAUAUAUAUAUAUAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAWAWAEAEAEAEAWAWAWAWAWAAAAAAAAA

6irlpet

i dont want a childproofed internet i am almost 30 fucking years old. give your kid an internet safety talk and stop making it the problem of every adult on the planet every time some cryptkeeper legislator gets the brilliant idea (via conservative lobbying) to push through yet another bill gutting our access to free expression + increasing the powers of the surveillance state + lining the pockets of Big Data in the name of Protecting The Kids they wont even feed. this shit is exhausting i can’t believe we’re going to be fighting about it for the rest of my life

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sometiktoksarevalid

blueskittlesart

loz twitter was briefly trying to decide if the hero of time can read. i genuinely think the answer is no

blueskittlesart

"the hero of time doesnt know what doors are" is good. but allow me to present a second, funnier option,

mossworm

coveredinredpaint

punk rat

you could say he's wearing a rattlevest

i made him for my bf, were making rats that look like ourselves to swap them.

i am so proud of how this little guy turned out, his jacket is looking better than mine, and its fully from scraps and other stuff i still had laying around

added a "misfits" patch, a rat skull patch and a trans anarchy patch, drew some gay stuff one the inside

i gave him piercings to match mine too, and gave his jacket buttons so you can close it! altho it is but tight but it looks better this way.

plus some closeups of the details:

gave him an arm cuff and a tail cuff, i avoided using shark spikes so he's still somewhat huggable

he is my son and im glad my bf is getting custody of him cause i wouldnt be able to give him away to anyone else.

metach

I have a punk rat too!!!

His name is Gaz and I put extra weighted pellets in him so he's extra rotund!

coveredinredpaint

hes amazing!!! thats so smart, round rat. also lovee the back patch, fits so well.

iridescent-sunshine

I've never met anyone who's issues with transgender people couldn't be solved by minding their own business.

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homunculus-argument

The important part of making horrible kitchen concotions is to give them properly horrid names. I have discovered a new dish: The Blended Devil.

It's like deviled eggs, but instead of taking the yolks out of the eggs, you just mash the entire boiled eggs into mush with a fork and mix the rest of the ingredients in there. Eaten from a bowl, with a fork or a spoon depending on the consistency. Or go at it labrador style with your face down in the bowl if you're like that. Not up to me.

thenotme

That already has a name. It's called egg salad T-T

homunculus-argument

How is a concotion of eggs, mayo, mustard, and seasonings to taste a salad? It contains zero leafy green or vegetable.

what-even-is-thiss

A salad can just be a chopped mix of things. That’s egg salad alright. I put it on sandwiches. You can also put pickle relish and/or chopped onion in it.

homunculus-argument

If we go by the definition that any chopped mess of random bullshit counts as a salad, then I guess I'm a salad.

starstruck-heretic

So etymologically speaking, anything that has had salt sprinkled on it is a salad

From old french "salade": something that has been salted

homunculus-argument

✔️salty

✔️chopped

✔️random bullshit

Ah fuck, I am a salad.

imissthembutitwasntadisaster

And if I said Megamind is one of the few movies that understands Superman.

imissthembutitwasntadisaster

And if I said Megamind through its three subversions of Superman shows a deeper understanding that the point of Superman is that he was loved and taught to love by good, present parents, and because of that he is able to return that love to a world even if it doesn't always accept it, and he is not corrupted by his power, than many other films either subverting or playing the superman story straight.

imissthembutitwasntadisaster

Megamind has three Superman subversions. One is obviously Megamind himself. He was not raised loved by the world, but rather was loved by those hated by the world. Because he was still raised with love, he does care about other people, hence his character development. But because he didn't receive wider love growing up, his own is misplaced at first.

Metro Man was not loved growing up in a way that mattered. His adopted father was clearly very absent, and while we don't know much about his family, their relationship seems superficial. Because of this, his sense of duty to the world is also superficial, hence his boredom.

Hal wasn't raised with power. He gained it and was shown how to use it by a 'space dad' who only taught him power and not love. Hence, he sees it only as a grasping means to an end.

All three of these subversions, in their negative space, create the silhouette of the superhero that they are parodying. That silhouette is of a space child that came to earth and was cared for very deeply by the world, and taught love through his experience of love, and because of that holds fast to his duty to the world. Which is Superman.

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