ever forward, my darling wind

Idea: The Terror but they add namecards everytime someone shows up on screen like in a reality TV show so I know which white man with sideburns I'm looking at now

Isaac Newton gets hit in the head by a Granny Smith apple and discovers sour gravity

its only okay to have big boobs if you let girls with smaller boobs play with them. thats called equality.

a book should be $5 a little drink should be $2 and museum access should be free and all hours

sorry for the mixed signals I don’t know what I want or what I’m doing mostly

If I ask nicely will people reblog this and tell me what their most common breakfast is? Not your favorite necessarily, just what you have for breakfast most frequently? 🙏🏽

i bet the pain will end if i arrange a perfect enough sentence about it