ever forward, my darling wind

im swimming at the lake and accidentally kicked a fish. this has never happened in my many years of swimming. sorry man

small town diner waitress voice: Omelas? Oh, oh no, easy mistake, you're in oh - MAY - las right now, with an A. Plenty' people get the name mixed up. Nope, no utopia here, just our small little town. *face gets really grim* We do still.. Okay well we do still have a kid that we... I mean it isn't working but- well- You know. It- It's fine. I'm sure it'll start working soon.

Remember when you had energy to do things? Those were some wild times

Like what if it actually is poppin at the Farg tonight

[lawyer voice] mothers and fuckers of the jury-

DO YOU KNOW HOW OFTEN I THINK ABOUT THIS POST??? IM IN LAW SCHOOL THIS POST IS GOING TO RUIN MY LIFE

reblog to ruin a law student’s life

Hi. I’m a trial attorney now and every last one of you is a motherfucker.

another great thing about Eowyn/Faramir is that Faramir is a) Gondorin aristocracy and b) kind of a nerd, AND c) he grew up in a high-walled city under constant threat of an adjacent Enemy, which means he has definitely read at least one, more likely multiple epic poems about the Fall of Gondolin; which means when he calls Eowyn “White Lady of Rohan”, he is 100% consciously referencing Aredhel Ar-Feiniel, White Lady of the Noldor, huntress, traveller, and rebel, whose life was (too often) defined by seeking freedom and whom history wishes had not died in defense of someone she loved.