I Dont Give A Damn

Some of y’all never made a blood pact with six (6) of your friends and vowed to come back to defeat the evil clown if it awakes again in 27 years and honestly, it shows

“you were my new dream” was the most romantic thing i’ve ever heard in my entire life disney fucked me good for the real shit

ill block you. ill block your whole family. i’ll come to your house. steal your phone. block myself

Pressing the crosswalk button when there are already people standing there is like publicly announcing that you don’t trust any of them

I don’t

*pushes tear back into eye* not now

[plunges hand into water, pulls out a live lobster, and answers it like a phone]

So, I keep seeing posts that are like “prove them all wrong!!!” and I just kind of realised I don’t want that?? I would much rather prove those who believed in me right, because those are the people I care about. I want to show them their faith in me was well-directed much more than I want to show others they were wrong.

if penny wide was in the sewer i would simply not go down there

depression meal: standing in the kitchen for 15 minutes debating if i have the energy to cook then leaving after eating raw bread