What do you mean it's not canon?

we should have started rioting when they took cd and dvd player slots out of laptops

love how the king was just like nah let's see where the dog is going with this

astonishing how good it can feel to get some chores done sometimes. you’ll be sitting there like damn i am some type of horrid little smeagol like creature who should be crushed to death. but then you do some laundry and you’re like wrow. im actually gods most fuckable soldier.

The cookie dough fandom is dying reblog if you like it wet and raw

hmmm. hmm. i think today is a day to wrap myself in a large blanket and lie very still

Maybe if I stay very still the depression won’t see me

i know im op but mood

“Your mental illness is all in your head” where did you think it was????? my ass????

Mental illness is stored in the balls

​mental illness is the powerhouse of the cell

God i wish all real life billionaires were more like tony stark 😩

dead

me in the group chat:

3OH!3 is who the chainsmokers think they are

When introducing your character to the rest of the party, keep insisting random and innocuous parts of their backstory “aren’t a kink thing” completely unprompted.