voidless

this is the first piece of mcelroy content i ever saw, and literally everything since then has lived up to it

u kno wen u accidentally frget to drink watr fr a while nd u take a sip nd ur body takes th fuck ovr nd refuses to let u evn breathe cuz ur pounding tht shit back so hard

Oh I love the colors I got a deep blue and white pteredon it was so pretty

If you liked dandelions as a kid you're gay now

if you got upset when adults told you dandelions were weeds as a kid you’re gay now

why do Tinamou eggs look like that. i want to eat them whole 

I'm jealous

this might he the first time I’ve ever seen a meme on this site and thought “I should send this to my dad”

owned

evicted

Salem Witch Trials (1693, colorized)

podcasts really struck gold when they tapped into the niche but highly enjoyable genre that is "eccentric gay person with an unusual occupation where a ton of weird shit happens narrates their adventures and personal life" and i just cannot get enough