All the things

THEY'D DO WELL IN SAW

and then the deaths start and suddenly the nerds are locked the fuck in. The little one with the glasses actually fixed the phone line and is taking stock of all their supplies in case the vehicles go out. The counselor's cousin who seemed like a himbo has set up a perimeter and made makeshift alarms for all the doors and windows, knows all the entry points. The anxious one and his dog are keeping the mood up with the snacks and activities that were supposed to be for the kids, making sure nobody panics and starts making dumb decisions. Somebody tried to grab the redhead and she flipped him over and had him zip-tied before anybody noticed. Weren't they a D&D group or something? What is happening???

Bro's fucked.

art by Daviddv1202

it's barely June. abruptly all the normal councilors understand a) why he has an anxiety dog, and b) why the dog has anxiety too.

new kind of guy dropped

Reenactor throws a spear at a drone

Drone owners have another year to develop a unique “dragon-like” design for their flying machines.” (x)

so yeah, happy birthday to this dragon-slaying event and to it only

NEW EARTH PHOTO JUST DROPPED FROM ARTEMIS II

edited to add: NOOOOOOOOOOO = The ref has signaled no icing on this play, so quit gliding while you wait for a whistle and move your damn feet. (This is probably the most confusing one to overhear if you don’t know what it means XD)

oh that just means they’re a goalie. there is no explaining goalies. one time I asked my goalie why he didn’t use a gear bag with wheels (goalie bags almost always have wheels bc they have more/heavier equipment) and he—bent almost double under the weight of his gigantic bag—looked me straight in the eye and said “it makes me appreciate the game more.” I once knew a goalie who communicated solely via gifs of porn bloopers. there’s one NHL goalie whose pregame ritual is to go sit in the empty arena and stare at the empty ice surface for literal hours. each goalie is a full subculture that no one understands but themselves

(I didn’t cut off the tags at the bottom there, that is how it ended)

how my wife and I communicate when we miss each other

obsessed with the canadian ghoulmaxxing acecel

do NOT smoke weed beside them

monday

wrong. everyone get more perverted about marine vessels now and I'm not kidding

this post reaching Actual Ship Captains is beyond delightful holy moly