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i shoot my shot by thinking about them really hard

Mutual hangout idea we all take an autism test and tell each other the % in the tags

gays invented being not fucking scared of fighting the empire

you ever think huh i havent drunk anything in a while, i guess i'll just have a little sip- glug gLUG GLUGGLUG HOLY SHIT GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUGGLUGLGUGLUG

can i come over and bleed on your floor

i could never handle immortality not because of any existential reasons but because i know itd make my procrastination so much worse. catch me putting off tasks for decades. catch me putting off tasks for centuries. what do you mean that movie ive been meaning to get around to became lost media 40 years ago. what do you mean that landmark ive been meaning to visit has been eroded. oooh i got PLANY of time..............

there used to be this giant book that was shipped to everybodies home whiched doxxed everybody in the city

macarons are deeply fascinating to me. it’s such a precise science with so many highly sensitive variables. all to create a pastry that isnt that good

"Un-uhlaive? UN-UHLAIVE? Ma'am, that man has been killed. He has been MUHDUHED. To DEATH."

Every time, I know what's coming, but every time, I just lose it at "Uh. That"

Hey OP? What the FUCK does this mean?

decay exists as an extant form of life

That’s a terrifying answer, have a nice day

THE ORIGINAL?!?!!!!!!!!;!!!!!!!!???

But I think the main reason God doesn't want me to have money and go the the gym is because I would use the money to get a custom pair of booty shorts that are hymnal-green and say "HYMNBO" in gold hymnal font on the butt and I would work out in those all the time until my butt looks so good that everyone at the gym just stares at it and they accidentally call me HYMNBO during normal conversations.

When did I write this? None of these words are in the Book of Mormon

I may be mistaken but I think God may be in there somewhere.

Some of you are actually really nice people and it shows