women with bushes

you will never ever be a normal person and you have to find beauty in that or you'll die empty

if i were a shrimp id be so embarrassed because everyone can see my poop line

jeff goldblum is the type of guy who gets mistaken for gay because he’s jewish. nathan lane is the type of guy who gets mistaken for jewish because he’s gay. stanley tucci is the type of guy who gets mistaken for gay because he’s a mild-mannered italian, which is jewish. seth meyers gets mistaken for jewish because of everything about him. zachary levi gets mistaken for jewish because everyone wants him dead. tom cruise gets mistaken for gay because he is.

It’s getting to the point where seeing any kind of celebrity worship makes me feel like someone is throwing acid at my eyes