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do you think two pennies is still enough for the ferryman or has inflation driven up the fare

if he makes me use an app I am simply not crossing the river Styx.

did you know that you can increase the quality of your quesadilla by adding seasoning

did you know that you can decrease the quality of your quesadilla by making a tumblr post while it's cooking and burning it

reblog if you love archive of our own and how they firmly refuse to let censorship have any place on their platform

in some ways i love "power imbalance" ship discourse. it's like watching dude bros debate power levels. you're trying to turn an extremely complex and nuanced scenario into crunchable numbers. i think that's why so many people are fixated on age gaps tbh. and then often they fail hilariously because they'll be like "well, it's a five year age gap between adults, so that needs to be addressed--" and then not even consider the insane dynamic of (check notes) dating your direct commanding officer with mind control powers in a fantasy military setting

having a cat is great. there's a small little animal wandering around. effervescent

EATING MY CHARGER

yeah i contain multitudes. Unfortunately not in the way that is fun or marketable

malls are dying because they don't have blacksmith, apothecary, alehouse or peddler's

We must create dungeons that expand for miles under the earth and malls are the hub areas where warriors gather to venture deep beanth the surface for treasures yet discovered. It's the only way to save the economy.

👆It's is the only way to save the economy

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to be infertile

Not me, but @bitchesgetriches has a lot of great resources for many of these topics on their website.

“Ask ChatGPT this and that” like fuck holy shit people don’t want real advice.

I don't think this is being widely covered by national news, but Western Alaska has been devastated by Typhoon Halong. Thousands of people are out of their homes, the coastal Yup'ik villages of Kwigillingok and Kipnuk had 6.6 feet of water above normal. Dozens of people were rescued swimming in icy waters, houses have been ripped off their foundations, one woman is dead, three people are still missing, and most people are sheltering in the community schools. This is a roadless, remote area where it's difficult to get supplies and help in, heading into winter. Consider giving towards the Native-coordinated disaster response sending food and other supplies if you can.