i'm a mess in distress

even with those four numbers there are countless possible combinations good luck with figuring out which one is the right one you punk

Unless an alarm goes off if you don’t get it right in 3 tries

well ‘technically’ the code is most likley 1970. statistically, a majority of people, when told to choose a 4 digit code will choose their birth year. and this key pad is obviously a few years old to put it nicely, thats most likley it. 

some sherlock holmes shit just went down over here

woah.

it got better

and this is why the sherlock fandom could either rule the world or end it….

Close, but not quite, I think. People will almost always choose a number they can remember. What’s memorable about 0791? Try 0719 - a birthday, 19th of July. That is more likely.

And that’s why we have a John Watson.

This is “top 10 favorite posts” level.

Omg, it’s actually on my dash! This post is like a fossil!

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

you do not need to ai generate crow I can give you crow for free

the thing about phone in bed is that it's so awesome. almost makes you feel like betraying & destroying yourself for nothing isn't all so bad

the thing about being "good with kids" is all it takes is literally just not trying to control and mould them with every interaction. it's just being a normal person and engaging with them through normal interactions like having conversations and playing games. it's just being genuine and friendly and not perceiving them as lumps of wet clay you are there to shape. "oh you're so good with kids" thanks it's because I think they are people

Yes, exactly. Businesses are going to push for this a lot, they're going to present it as something normal, just a bit of fun. But the goal is genuinely just to exploit the exact same psychological vulnerabilities that gambling does. And frankly in many cases to sell you unwanted stock at a premium price. It is simply not worth it, and you're better off not participating.

Everyone talks about Dick being touchy/clingy and he is, don't get me wrong, but I raise you Jason Todd, professional clinger. Dick is like. Normal and well-adjusted and casual about touch. Jason will never be the first to let go in a hug. Jason would probably sell his soul for quality cuddles. Jason will collapse if given forehead kisses. I enjoy this aspect of his character

BACK DEPRESSION. BACK 🤺🤺🤺🤺🤺🤺🤺🤺⚔️⚔️

my two brain cells

This is what executive dysfunction looks like

Inside you there are two hamsters…

I will definitely find that crop of my insane knife wielding lab monkeys