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The Thing

The Stuff

The Substance

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boobs: upbeat and forthright, perfect for casual discussion between girls

boobies: funny, light and joyful, perfect for romantic situations

rack: this word lacks appeal to me but it may be useful to butches

bosom: perfect for talking about clutching things, charmingly grandmaish

jugs: this one is yucky but if a girl says it i guess its okay

cans: this is too confusing and not cute. allow it to pass into mere history

tit: a boob that has endured hardship (e.g. "my tit...")

tits/titties: this should be said by women older than 50 in a room full of lingering blue smoke or it should be said by paris hilton on that show where she chooses one person to be her pet each week (not making this up)

"the girls": this one can sometimes confuse others unless you do a gesture to accompany it

The simple yet useful Arabic numeral:

Lock, 1911 Frank L. Koralewsky

You think your company pays you out of the goodness of their hearts? Or even out of “market pressure?” The “job market” is a myth perpetuated by the capitalists. Corporations would pay you nothing if they could get away with it. And you argue “oh, but if they paid me nothing I’d just go to another one.” Wrong. Because to maximize profits, they all want to pay you nothing. Corporations exist to maximize profits while reducing risk for investors. It’s part of their entire function to find ways to cut costs as much as possible, and that includes finding ways to pay you nothing.

Unions are your defense against that. You think all a union does is strike? If you pay union dues, a lot of that is spent on lobbyists in various governments reminding your lawmakers that you have rights as a living human being that a corporation should not be able to stomp all over. Unions hire lawyers so that if you’re fired for bullshit reasons, the union can stand up for you against your boss. They’re called unions because workers are uniting to pool resources so that they can stand up to these corporate overlords with more money than God. Unions exist because you might not have the words, resources, or time to fight workplace injustices all by yourself. That’s the whole fucking point.

Workers: *Go on strike*

But it’s about workers rights and the people who campaigned for it to be a holiday knew this fucking day would come.

allow yourself to be a beginner

I know these people are incapable of feeling guilt or empathy most of the time, but I'm going to tell every one of them my mother died and it sucked. I don't care.