Brand Name Nerd

going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room

little miss auditory processing disorder would like you to repeat what you just said then immediately respond to you before you finish

ancient relics

…Childhood…It hurts…

the among us show might genuinely be cinema i just watched a crewmate handle an actual fucking g-string

this show is rated tv-pg yet has shown multiple shots of a character flipping us off with both hands which has led me to believe every other tv-pg director is a coward

good god when the onions and garlic hit the olive oil..........

Panties hit the FLOOR

you know it sister

staring at the dessert menu and twirling my hair and going "should I be baaaaddd" until the autistic girl I'm eating with says "there is nothing bad about eating dessert. it is a morally neutral action"