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Meirl

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The monster in my closet: raswwwwhggggraaww

Me: GRAWWWWHHSGAGHJOOIHOOOOWWWWGGOOOLLLYUUUUUUSSAAGHJJIIOO

the monster: okay Jesus I’m sorry

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A Two-Year-Old’s Solution to the Trolley Problem

[x]

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Philosophy: Solved

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I’ve never laughed so hard

andyouweremine

Reblog if you spent Christmas drunk/stoned and crying

bare1ythere

When you see a really good post but there’s some form of guilt tripping to reblog it added on at the end

(ID: A screenshot of Marge from the Simpsons looking dismally at the camera with one arm raised. A caption underneath her reads “It’s true, but I’m not reblogging it.” End ID)

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Me: overall agrees with and is interested in post

Post: “But I bet you’re just gonna skip past this bc you don’t care 😒”

Me:

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donald trunps cake was 90% styrofoam? i guess you could say…the cake was a lie

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am i right gamers

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hey gamers am i right

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But that IS how life works in a lot of countries…

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It’s evil to give people an education, time with their children, and healthcare? 🤔🤔🤔

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^^^^ American brainwashing and conditioning is insidious.

This is America 🇺🇸

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yanks be like maternity leave? not ending up 30K in debt for an ambulance ride? fair wages? decent living standards? sounds communist to me

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Temporarily embarrassed millionaires

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sorry i’m late, professor. im disenchanted with the human experience and waking up every morning thrusts me into an instant existential crisis

salt-and-sin

Ha that was me in college

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Bi culture: Being attracted to women with short hair and men with long hair

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also bi culture: being attracted to soft cute men and buff intimidating women

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How’d you fuckers know my type?

curseworm

human brain: sometimes we need to do boring things with no gratification or immediate benefit

monkey brain: absolutely not. die

lemonsharks

Human brain: ok what if we eat chips while we do the boring thing

monkey brain: I’m suspicious but keep talking

stanford-pines

okay so theres an episode of whats new scooby doo where the gang goes home on valentines day, and i guess the studio really wanted to avoid the implication that daphne and fred were sleeping together because daphne and velma live together and fred lives with shaggy and scooby

but that attempt at avoiding anything risque backfired spectacularly because now it just seems like daphne and velma are a comfortably domestic couple and fred is trying to learn how to live with his boyfriends over excitable and really hungry great dane

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It’s far cuter like this anyway.

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OOOOOOOOOOOOH SNAP

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Also:

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This will never not be funny

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“I’m gay”

“Me too / Too bad we missed each other”

“Yeah, me too”

found in a women’s bathroom stall in Lokál Dlouhááá, Prague, Czech Republic

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Same

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Tiny baby on the bus: 👀

Me: 👀

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Good news y'all

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The baby I’ve been babysitting this week keeps staring at me for no fucking reason, and I just assumed it’s because he’s bored.

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whos that fakemon

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i call him yorp

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thank you what typing is it

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biglawbear

Please… Please tell me… This was scripted…

queersona

Can someone transcript this?

frightgothcar

@queer-anna

Middle-aged white man in a grey button-down with black glasses speaking in front of a classroom of older teenagers: Hey, guys, listen up, I just wanna take a second to address because I know there have been some complaints with the pronoun issues and I just want you guys to know that I’m working on it. I respect all of you and your lifestyle choices, and in fact, last weekend I even went to the district’s mandated Gender-Bread Man Training.

(Flips slideshow to a picture of the gender-bread person)

Male-presenting student, loudly with their hands cupped around their mouth: It’s a Gender-Bread Person.

Man, shouting: WHATEVER! WHATEVER! I went to the training, okay?! All I’m asking in return from you guys is for you to stop calling me a boomer! I’M NOT A BABY BOOMER, YOU GUYS! I’m NOT A BOOMER!

The class, in unison: Okay, Boomer.

queersona

thanks!!

slutty-goblin

just to add some background, the tiktok is from the teacher’s account, he’s making fun of boomers who are actually like this, please don’t attack him for letting his students have fun at his expense

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