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Fidel Castro

they were hotboxing the fuck out of that cockroach I’m crying

Today a very friendly Golden Retriever came up to me and I said "hey buddy :D" and the owner asked "do you know each other?" like his dog had a social life he didn't know about

happy if you have scholarly inclinations there is usually something wrong with your sexuality july

ilya voice actually my scales are rainbow and iridescent and stronger than steel so your shark bites dont work and im immune to poisons and im the fastest swimmer and the most beautiful also

unfortunately i can never hate on a "power of friendship" narrative no matter how corny because the thing is it's literally real

happy decade to the horrible beast i have wrought

colleagues are getting too comfortable with asking chatgpt for opinions and then relaying these opinions to the rest of the team as if they actually asked an expert

"chatgpt says that--" I dont know how to tell you that chatgpt's "opinion" is not valuable.

"chatgpt was agreeing with me so I told him to ignore my previous opinions and it still agreed with me" no FUCKING way

workplace is choosing to move forward with adopting ai company wise 😔 it's over folks

16 year old Shane getting flustered from a chirp from a very attractive hockey player he’s facing off against . But then the guy misses a really easy goal & Shane gets the ick so bad it shoves him back into the closet for another year

my bedsheet is pregnant and it's. the rest of my laundry