I Didn't Hear You

all the best weed in america comes from a single farm run by the last bigfoot in existence

brazilians, imagine you’re a famous futebol player and are about to hit the winning penalty kick at the world cup finals. accidentally, the referee tosses a christian baby at you. would you still kick the baby to the goal and win the hexa championship, and sacrifice the christian baby?

It’s so tragic that half man is one of the best shows in modern memory but recommending it to someone means you have to explain what it’s about. I don’t want to do that.

the pagan origins of the fourth of july

If you remember being a teenager you're a creep because you straight up saw yourself naked back then. The only way to be righteous is to obliterate your mind with drugs until you can't remember anything

I really love when cats use their front legs to hold something in place while they use their back legs to kick the absolute shit out of it

i can understand the trials but were the tribulations really necessary