ough,, sallie may,,

There's this guy who was your best friend and crush when you were teens, but he maimed and abandoned you and now you hate his guts. 15 years later he shows up at the club where you work at and his date is a literal demon prince.

A couple of months later the two of you get kidnapped and literally the first thing you find out about his personal life is that he thinks what he has with the Prince is only fetishist sex. But it turns out the Prince is actually trying to spend time with this dude you hate, laughing at his jokes and commenting on his photos. Okay, so this asshole is in complete denial. Whatever. It's not like you care.

You get home that night and find out that the prince was actually at your house asking your partner for a powerful shiny rock as a present for your new rekindled friend because he has feelings for him. Wow, no surprises there. A few more months go by and your friend visits you and he's here to buy the most top-notch sex toys for his Prince. Aw, cute, does this mean your friend has finally realised they both have feelings for one another?

Did Blitzø ever address the crystal with Fizz like, at all, considering it was clearly something his Daddy Lust boyfriend had to permit? I'm guessing no, seeing as he didn't even tell Stolas about the Harvest Moon assassination attempt - he's not good at filling others in on stuff after the fact.

As of Full Moon, Blitzø was setting aside a day on his calendar to call and talk to Fizz, the same way he sets aside days to spend with Loona and M&M. Did any of the post-Full Moon situation ever come up afterward, or did Blitzø's emotional spiral mean he started dodging talking about himself/his situation? Or did he slide off contact until he was borderline/completely non-responsive? I'm banking he slid into option three.

Does Fizz know that Stolas is now living with Blitzø/working for IMP, or has Blitzø been too wrapped up/trying to figure out that situation to mention these details to him?

Is his reaction to the current Stolitz situation going to be more: "🤨 🤔 Blitzø WTF IS HAPPENING WHAT EVEN IS YOUR LIFE RIGHT NOW" -or- "👀😏 Okay not going to prod you too much seeing as you almost died but I was fucking right wasn't I?"

No but imagine it's Blitzø to Fizz, but then also Fizz goes coasting back to Ozzie's with his glasses and rocket roller boots from Oops, like, "Oz, I was just hanging out with Blitzø, and you are NOT gonna believe this shit--"

"Fizz, I love you, and I'm glad you're friends with your old buddy again, but I'm not really that interested him and Stolas and ... whatever they have going on."

*10 seconds of Fizz whispering later*

I just wanted them in the club fits again 🥺

meeting at the pride parade

My goth Angel 🪽