Lady Willow

dramatically doubles over and coughs into my fist really hard.. no dont worry ill be fine i just miss my girlfriend abit..

takes one step before stumbling and falling over.. you can see blood streaking my hand and i look deathly pale.. heh.. looks like i missed her more than i thought.. youll have to go on without me kid..

i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”

hi i hope it's not super obvious that people around me could barely feign interest in things i liked when i was a kid. can i show you this thing i made