vibe check! *just starts fucking sobbing*

its sad that people in real life don’t tend to have idle animations. i know i do. i love to wiggle and look around for no reason

im actually double majoring in respecting women and minecraft

That’s just majoring in the same thing twice

Honestly this is the only good reply on this post and you’re so right

scorpio capricorn virgo aquarius taurus placements rly be like: imagine having a crus🤢🤢🤢 having a cr 🤢🤢🤮 having feelin🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮 emotio🤢🤮 i cant even say it 🤮🤢

bro stop chanting in dead languages you’re scaring the hoes

im summoning the hoes fool

Help; my wife is making our wedding footage into a youtube poop

Reverend: you may now (Ganon voice) DIE

Why must my feelings be "rational"? Is it not enough to sit quietly in my hawaiian shirt, deranged?

fuck college…i am going to go be a trout………

Astrology is fake except for the time a Virgo broke up with me saying “your pupils don’t dilate when you look at me”

Doomguy’s face on the status bar is him livestreaming on twitch while killing demons