Salamander

the whole “drag queen story time” moral panic is absurd but it’s so darkly funny when someone on the right starts talking about their opinion that drag queens are “””inherently sexual””” and the more you listen, the more it sounds like they’re just sexually attracted to drag queens and don’t know what to do about it

being an adult is just dragging urself kicking and screaming to things that you will enjoy and that will be good for you

clenching my teeth and muttering under my breath "you'll be happy you did it you'll be happy you did it you'll be happy you did it" as I physically force myself out the door to go Do Things

being very firm with myself every time I think about bailing and saying "no. you committed to this. it will improve your quality of life. you will enjoy it. now put on your big boy pants and go."

Honestly I hope the rail workers strike and I hope it does disrupt my Christmas plans some because it’s a sign labor still has power. Strikes and protests that don’t actually inconvenience anyone are Pepsi ads not politics.

It’s that time of year where listening to This Year by the Mountain Goats can evoke a primal passionate rage

"ooooh nooooo but a rail strike around the holidays could cripple the economy" damn sounds like their labor is really really important and you should give them what they fucking want

If I ask nicely who will rb this telling me what is the last song u listened to 🥺

tip to all the trans men out there. there is nothing more masculine than standing a little too close to a TV with your arms crossed

surprised no one on here is talking about the snoopy toy who they put in artemis i for the moon trip

*tips cowboy hat* I'm a simple critter, ma'am, don't need much more'n a steady supply o' water and a nice warm rock fer sleep'n on