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I muste, [doth remember that self-deprecation bringeth ill to mine own mental health] plow the fields

video essays on horror be like "there's something viscerally unsettling about being put in scary situation..."

i love characters who are always like fear not, i shall take care of this problem for you….. by sacrificing myself!! and everyone else is like i swear to god if you pull this shit again i’ll kill you

a girl who is a noir detective man and a guy who is a femme fatale

osha compliant blowjob

I went to the penis doctor and he said you were his favorite patient on account of all your rare and fascinating penis problems

That's violating my HIPAA rights

I mean their HIPAA rights

I’m damaging you I’m damaging you I’m damaging you are you mad? do you hate me? are you mad? do you hate me? don’t look at the hoes I came in with look at me

this post was about tanking in ff14

nothing worse than when the person drawing your blood fails the medicine AND sleight of hand check

better to have a fitted sheet than shitted feet

Saw someone calling HOT TO GO "YMCA for gay people" and like. I get what you're saying but. Have you actually listened to YMCA

The children's show villain is a figure who sadly is not seen outside the children's show. There are few stock characters who as succinctly declare, from sheer stage presence, "the world is unloveable and it is painful to live here; that which delights mankind is like ash on my tongue" without being too fucking whiny about it.

love is a strong secret ingredient for sautéing, or flexible home-baking dishes like banana bread. certainly there is no more important ingredient in casserole. but grilling responds better to ambition, and mastering mousses requires the strongest secret ingredient of all: autism

in the club demure and pious