Tom, you’re crushing me

[ID: a Luigi Mangione tweet from October of this year, reading "i need a white chick to go bug mode on my dick." It has 5 likes. End ID]

26 year olds of the world lock in please the 26 year old behaviors i've been seeing lately are concerning

it really is kind of interesting how attached people are to the idea of the improvised line and the genuine reaction in film. nearly every single famous moment or line has some sort of claim floating around that it wasn't in the script and was either made up on the spot by an actor or was sprung as a surprise on the actors to get their 'real' reaction. you know, sometimes people do come up with good lines in advance and write them down, and sometimes people can pretend to be have a convincing emotional response on screen

sometimes life really does feel like that episode Hunter s Thompson describes in his memoirs where he like. tried to shoot mescaline into his thigh or something but he got the vein and angle all wrong and a massive jet of blood came out of a very small hole in his leg, to the extent he was like. Okay okay no big deal, we just fucked the shot, it's chill, but it just Didn't Stop and he was low-key freaking out like oh boy I've really done it. now I'm bleeding to death. and he tried to stopper this random spout with a towel but it was going everywhere in the bathroom and he was really baffled, like he couldn't figure out why that had exactly happened cause that had definitely never happened before, but then he was like if I don't stop focusing on why it happened and start to calm down, I'll literally bleed to death right here and now. So he had to inject like some other drug to counteract the mescaline and possibly premote less blood circulation/thinning of the blood, and that started bleeding too and he was like ohhhhh fuuuuuck and then he stumbled into bed and waited for death but nothing happened apart from him waking up in the morning feeling horrible. Goes into the bathroom in his hotel. It has blood on the fuckin ceiling. He spends the rest of his life filing that away in his Times I Almost For Real Fucked It folder, which also involve him drinking enough coffee that his heart beat wasn't even registering on one of those stress meter machines they used to keep in malls in the 70s, and by that time a crowd had gathered around him to observe the living dead man. Like that's relatable to me cause I've done that, but like, socially, you know

careful, #feminists! don't want to oppress trans men or trans masculine people by telling them they're mansplaining when actually they just don't know that they're dominating the conversation, and he did then if you told him he was dominating the conversation he would stop, and if it wouldn't then actually maybe it just knows more than you, and if xe doesn't then you should really think hard about whether you've made xem aware (politely!) that you know more than xem, and if you haven't then you should very quietly and submissively suggest to him that you do know more about this topic than he does, and then he'll probably listen. you hysterical bitch.

when it wasn't meant to be 🤣🤣 but the potential of possibility still plagues you 🤔

Whenever people complain about how dating bi men is hard bc they got twice as many hoes like yall not the ones suffering. He is the one suffering. Do u know how much of a distraction it is to have hoes coming at you in all shapes and genders and orientations all the pronouns and things ???? Like sit back and think about it. All that bussy titty ass pussy balls cum and squirting closing in on you from every angle it will lead a young man astray if he’s not careful. I thank god every day I just got men to be crazy about bc if I had to pay attention to the seductions of women too I’d be no call no show jobless out on the street begging n sucking dick for a mcchicken a lot of people don’t understand the bisexual to hobosexual pipeline is real and we need to raise awareness. I care do you? Show some compassion

thank you so much for your poetry