Dri

Porn fic that takes fifty thousand words to get to the fucking and it's not even a slow burn, it just takes that much worldbuilding to properly contextualise the author's incredibly specific kink.

liking an unpopular ship is like being dehydrated in a desert and liking a popular ship is like being dehydrated in the middle of the pacific ocean. you understand

you ever see shit that makes you think “i know i’m very online but i’m not online enough for this one”

feel like the lesbians that arent on football (soccer) twitter need to know that the england womens captain has bagged miss usa

someone said “red white and royal blue if it was good” and ain't that real

just because elphaba is gay doesn't mean she's a friend of dorothy. in fact,

girl, why is naruto literally so crazyyyy. lol. like what do MEAN if he rips off ur arms u will kick him to death. if orochimaru tears off ur legs, u will glare him to death, if he fucking rips off ur whole head, u will curse him to death asgfdfdgfds. and he says all that w his usual haha lol dattebayo :D attitude as well like. bbygirl u are CRAZY rn

Every time a gay man says something misogynistic I read a chapter of killing stalking