naruto spamblog

i can't express how absolutely important it is that when you make an edgy, brooding, badass character who's tough as nails and good at fighting and whatever, you HAVE to give them at least one reason to become completely helpless and pathetic. you have a panic attack quota to fulfill.

“i’ll bear the burden of your hate and die with you” sounds like it’s from shakespeare or a greek tragedy or something but it’s from naruto

the powerful lifelong bonds that are maintained by gay sex that is not happening

Madara going on about Hashirama cells like it isn't cum. Tell us the truth you MILKED that man. That's Hashirama's sap

Obito let me show you how I use Hashirama cells to create life *pulls out a cum jar* this is the secret behind the homonculus

Hashirama: you kept my jar? 🥺