"They're ruining Star Wars now!"
Buddy, when I grew up, I read books about how Palpatine had a son with three eyes. And then there was another guy with three eyes, who was impersonating Palpatine's son! Or one time Luke Skywalker was in love with a Jedi ghost! Or when C-3P0 wrote a song about how great Han was, and sang part of it for Princess Leia!
You wouldn't last an hour in the hive of scum and villainy where they raised me.
“They’re ruining the caaaanon”. My dude, George Lucas ruined George Lucas’ canon already. There’s so many video games, movies, shows, books and comics to choose from. Just pick your favourites, ignore the inconsistencies, and enjoy the ride. No one is obligated to read/watch/play everything and enjoy it all, or you can love all of it and it’s no one else’s business. But yeah, I agree with OP here, Star Wars is allowed to be batshit and corny, it always has been.





















