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we are staying up til butch o clock

being married in your 20s is something i can never condone but being divorced in your 20s is undeniably chic

not only was Mirri Maz Durr morally correct to kill baby hitler, she’s literally the number one pro choice advocate in westeros (the first is of course Cersei). Dany should have made her hand of the queen

the centaurs have some time to wrap their heads around the fact that they’re going to be playing w ilya and his husband before it actually happens. they kind of expect some degree of psychosexual enemies to lovers fighting as foreplay which they get in spades but what they don’t really understand until they see their dynamic up close is that that is also ilya’s best fucking friend. like shane and ilya are whispering and laughing and referencing inside jokes no one else gets. it’s kind of annoying.

keep thinking about how I wrote in my dissertation about how every time a new form of public/social space emerges it's immediately popular with kids and teenagers who see it as a chance at freedom and then adults colonise it and kick them out. this happened with malls in the 80s and diners in the 50s and pool halls in the 20s. my dad was doing research on this trend in like 1975. and I was like "yeah so this is going to happen to the internet" and then five years later every government suddenly decided to ban kids from everywhere online. I hate being right especially when I don't even get paid for it

the other day all my coworkers were talking about the various wack diets they're on and I went "nahhhh I'm on the Seafood Diet" and the lady next to me goes "oh, what's that?" and i was so shocked by actually getting a chance to deliver the punchline on that ancient gag that i barely even remembered to say it

Finally listening to Role Model and ohhhh my God Shane and Troy could have done horrible things to each other if Ilya hadn't gotten there first. Shane and Troy need to be so fucking grateful that they both found their sunshine.

Best sex position is guy who’s not there but is fundamental to everything