καὶ σύ, τέκνον?

Not only should I be studied by science, but I should be studied by pseudoscience as well. Let's see of those deranged cranks can work out what the fuck is wrong with me

Opponent hit the pickleball so hard that he got Kirked

I read the article to find out and what they mean by "freak pickleball accident" is that he fell over while playing pickleball

Me and my 6’3” tall invisible rabbit saw you from across the bar and we really dig your vibe can we buy you a martini

unfortunately i can never hate on a "power of friendship" narrative no matter how corny because the thing is it's literally real

yippeeee! *dives into my bed at the exact right angle that i phase through the molecules entering the fabled bedtime dimension and become cozy forever*

My favourite recurring bit in basically every hollanov social media fic is that there is always a shayden shipper trying to work out how they can still win and everyone just tells them to stfu

every gay man thinks he's either in call me by your name or the rush music video by troye sivan

this post if i was in ancient athens: every eromenos thinks he's either in the myth of ganymede or at a banquet with alcibiades

Gosh I’d love to give it a try. It’s just so hard to find the time with all the *describes a daily schedule that is 65% dilly-dallying*

I think we should all fuck off. I think we should all go to the library and just fuck off.

official library post