being rly brave and washing my hair even tho i don’t want to. everyone pls clap

guy who watches looney tunes and gets scared and goes "what the fuck that's so messed up"

Oddish going FERAL for some soft earth

Oddish is off his shits let’s goooooooo

Man, the flesh sucks. I'm gonna abandon it for the machine.

Hey was anyone gonna telle that the machine is also subject to change? The nature of my decay is just different now. Shit sucks. I'm gonna abandon the machine for the divine.

Bad news about the divine

This dork doesn’t know about the fourth thing I just made up in my head

Yeah well you're short so I don't even care

i always forget "fuck" is a bad word. it's like a brother to me

STOP THINKING THERE IS A DEADLINE. THERE IS NO DEADLINE. TAKE A DEEP BREATH AND TAKE YOUR TIME.

me when there is in fact a deadline

I love this mental image of this quietly horrified and righteous 6th grader just being like ma’am you can’t do that

#the drawing including kids in the bus windows going like :O kills me

“are you sure you want to unsubscribe?” no i just scrolled to the bottom of the email and clicked the link just for the thrill of opening another tab