SadMountainGoat

it would probably move faster if your phone wasn't encased in green gelatin

the liberal media won’t trick me into removing my protective delicious gels

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

they say you can't pour from an empty cup but i've been doing it my whole life and aside from all of these mysterious ailments it's working out great for me

as a child being told "the moon controls the tides" with no additional explanation was like. oh okay. you want me to believe in magic? you're talking about magic right now? okay. fine

Btw the thing this discovered is like. A foundational lab technique now and has revolutionized genetics

hey its me your doctor. idgaf