does anyone wanna go to wednesday together

just found out i can enter buildings without asking if i just drive my maserati through the front door. weve never been so back

mostly i do god knows what

The most basic, intractable fact about mental illnesses is that you simply cannot willpower your way out of them. The only exceptions to this rule are the ones I have, which continue to disable me due to lack of determination and other grave personal flaws

the new viral trend is swimming in the river with an abdominal wound! take an #AbdominalWoundRiverSwim and post your results

nobody numa numas like they used to

(wistfully) mai-ia-hee... mai-ia- hoo....

(david attenborough voice) This big orange cunt... is a Tiger

norp

Calvins dad could get it, as could Calvins mom. But neither of them want me so I guess I'll just go back to wringing out wet rats for water in an alley