freeze your brain!

Praying that $1500 randomly comes to you when you need it the most this year.

Rebloging because, no shit, I just recieved a scholarship for $1500…

Ayyyyyy I’m here for it

Please, so I can have money for the doctor and kinesiology

I hope you get more than that.

that $1,500 would help my situation immensely right now.

gorb

ok everyone i really want to do something to confuse people from the future, can you please like and comment on this post, try to get it to as many notes as possible (you can reblog if you want but you really don’t have to if you don’t want to). i want this post to get an insanely high number of notes so that one day, in the distant future, i’ll bring it back without this added message. the post will simply be a little “gorb” who is very happy with all the notes they have, and it will be very confusing

He's a crab, you uncultured fucknugget.

Well done OP, you’ve managed to capture the moment John’s spirit left his body

Jerry’s lucky that John is too polite to throw hands

Just watched this omg bless john bc jerry just keeps trying to do some “take my wife” bullshit and john very politely goes no, no.

proud of John for restraining himself from murdering a man on camera

Doesnt his wife also work with antiques too?like. Isnt that part of her actual job?

I reblog this every time because I don’t think people understand that Anna is literally an interior designer. She makes absolutely stunning Victorian Lampshades. Which she designs.. for the interior of a home… she’s literally an interior designer. She doesn’t think she’s good at it, she knows she’s good at it because it’s her fucking job

Does Tumblr just have it out for Fanfic writers? Is the Tumblr staff secretly Anne Rice or something?

FFS you’re joking me?

@noona-clock @xtemptaetionx @bisexualstevierogers @5sosdrfluke

yeah I noticed this, and I completely hate it lmao because I do write a lot of dialogue and I write small paragraphs for easy readability ): I might have to post everything on AO3 and just link it on here :/

Well, this is the new tea and I hate it.

FUCK YOU @staff

Weeeeeeeeell fuck.

@sherlockholmesandhisinability

jesus.

well,, fuck

now that tumblrs pg13 we can only say fuck one more time so we better use it for something good

wait

lol you fucked up

wait

now that tumblrs pg13 we can only say fuck one more time so we better use it for something good

wait

lol you fucked up

unless he says something interesting in his own right i will never remember your boyfriend’s name i’m sorry

you’re engaged, he’s your fiance, that’s great. i’m still not going to remember jimothy’s name until he makes at least one joke he didn’t copy off a sportscaster

post cancelled, my sister’s engaged so now I have to learn his name

Is this the sister you gave $100 in pennies to?

that’s the sister

tell us when he says something funny

ive never hit reblog so fast

Neither have I

Nor have i

My kink is cooking in front of my friends who know which knife is made for what and forcing them to watch me use the wrong one for the wrong thing

Use a cheese grater for tomatoes.

You’ll burn in hell for this.

Oh my god, my friend who used to rent a room from me would routinely use a small ass paring knife to chop entire very large onions instead of a chef’s or santoku despite the fact that my kitchen is well stocked with many varieties of knives. In fact, he’d use the same tiny paring knife to cut everything when he would cook; be it veggies, or meat, or whatever. He didn’t want to dirty too many knives…? It drove me fucking nuts because he almost cut himself quite a few times trying to chop things that were too large for such a small blade. Nothing I said would change his mind. Graaahhhhh….

i just bring a fucking machete to the kitchen. none of this fancy cutlery stuff. i shall engage my food in ruthless combat

i need you to roll for initiative 

ah fuck i rolled a 1

the celery gets to go first and just fuckin decks you

Stalked

Goddamnit that’s so fuckihg good why didnt i think of that

Also, he’s doing it to spite Graham Lineman, a transphobic prick who did some work in some good shows, and helped get Mermaids’ funding by the National Lottery suspended, so because of his temper tantrum, as of the writing of this reblog, he’s raised almost $130k!

i joined and everyone’s talking about OllyTube’s cum what happened

Almost every interesting person has something broken in them. Like disrupted vines, we grow around it. Our shapes change, but we grow.

I never thought such beautiful wisdom and insight could come from a pink internet creature that steals teeth but here we are

i have other hobbies too ya know

real talk? the red m&m has no sex appeal AT ALL and he looks and acts like a round lightning mcqueen

yes.