Live together, die alone

Obviously don’t tell me what they are, but do you like your first, middle, and last names?

i’m doing research reblog this and tell me if you want kids or not

I was v confused when they smushed the leaves, but then about halfway thru the q tips it started coming back together

Witchcraft…

The movie establishes that the phone lines to the house are down, that’s also why nobody is able to call Kevin at home. The movie also establishes that all of his neighbors are out of town which is why he couldn’t borrow their phones. The movie ALSO BEGINS by introducing the main antagonist as a “police officer” which is why Kevin doesn’t trust the cops. I’m so tired of the ignorance. The slander.

FINALLY we’ve reached the time of year for home alone discourse

#he did what he needed to do to survive. then he did a bunch of other stuff he felt like doing (via @hotcrossedfangs) 

home alone is just die hard for kids

y'all (if you could) do me a favor and please tag this with your sign and how potent your need to be right about everything is

why is this so funny