I'm Unfortunately a Sanji Simp

I legitimately thought this was some high budget gay porno that someone photoshopped the Netflix logo onto until the description

Hes Italian theres no such thing

I loathe to admit it but i was always attracted to him

The funny thing about Sanji being a banished prince turned pirate is you’d think he’d be unkempt and feral compared to his brothers who’ve been groomed and raised for royal duties all their lives and instead he’s the only one with any fucking class

It’s the coparenting

NSFW will be tagged as #lemon sorta NSFW is #Lime Weird fet shit/ extreme NSFW is #orange reblog to spread awareness that we’re back on the citrus scale

Let’s get back to basics. Kinda funny we rename things like we’re outlaws that try to cover up there crimes!

why have i never known about orange

Orange was originally like…a PG-13 warning. You would tag orange for fics that stopped at making out. What you’re thinking of is “Grapefruit”. The scale goes as such: Orange (PG-13, basically making out like I said) - Lime (Non-explicit sexual actions, think an M rated fic instead of NC-17) - Lemon (explicit, graphic sex, the NC-17 fics) - Grapefruit (hardcore/weird stuff)

Reblogging for the citrus correction of orange and grapefruit

It is so weird seeing people rediscover the fandom of my youth. I haven’t used the citrus scale since I last lied about being 18.

This makes me feel old. 

We’re going back to the lemon days?

I give him all my money, a warm bed, clean water and I pet his head while claiming that I love him (not more than Hua Cheng but still)

People keep talking about having Ao3 Wrapped but personally, my Ao3 history is between me, God, and the poor FBI agent assigned to me.

how fucking bullshit. how fucking bullshit is it. that the second anime/manga I have ever gotten into. and the first anime fandom I have ever joined. is named for a fucking FRUIT. And a SEA CREATURE. Bullshit. Absolute third grade level clownery bullshit.

Apple Lobster