i dont care if shi wudu is the youngest of the three I need pei ming and ling wen to call him gege every now and then. His older brother energy is too great.
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i dont care if shi wudu is the youngest of the three I need pei ming and ling wen to call him gege every now and then. His older brother energy is too great.

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I have a headcanon that Modern!AU Pei Ming would be rich because he wrote Gangnam Style /lh
PSY is actually kind of a satirist. i don't think pei ming is creative enough to write music(or smart enough to write satirical music), but if he was i concede that he would probably write something like Gangnam Style.
Other songs by PSY that i think pei ming could be capable of writing/performing: Gentleman, DADDY, New Face
However, PSY's most recent title track, That That, is my fav of his stuff and i don't think pei ming would be capable of writing/performing it.
thought i’d share all my tgcf ships cuz im feeling spicy. DNI if yo gon talk to me about how it isn’t “canon” or shit
Hualian, Fengqing, Beefleaf, Peishui, Quanyin, Junmei, Linghuang, Qiurong
okay now im taking it to the rare pairs (idk ship names so im js going off of their names)
Pei Ming x Mu Qing
Ling Wen x Shi Wudu (i rlly like this one. two fics on ao3…)
He Xuan x Yin Yu
Pei Ming x Yushi Huang (not rlly a rarepair, acc i think LWnYH are considered one, buttt)
Xuan Ji x Jian Lan
He Xuan x Shi Wudu (don’t fucking kill me. okay?)
He Xuan x Hua Cheng
Hua Cheng x Yin Yu
Hua Cheng x Qi Rong
Xie Lian x Mu Qing
Xie Lian x Feng Xin
Shi Qingxuan x Yushi Huang (yes, i did pull this one out of my ass, but cmon, they’d be so cute)
Yushi Huang x Xuan Ji
Feng Xin x Shi Qingxuan
Well geez, i think that’s all. I’m on some other stuff bro
more on the fem peishui pirate au
Shi Wudu would be one of those really cocky pirates. Someone like the carpenter would never catch her attention, until…
How I imagine SWD would dress
and heres PM
i couldnt find like an actual carpenter outfitt so ure getting this.
theyre so butchfemme
Tgcf fans… are we casting Pei Ming as more of a himbo than he actually is? Cause like, I’m looking through the books for Feng Xin info for a WIP, and FX is not cast as a himbo by the fandom nearly enough for the amount of himbo energy he exudes.
Meanwhile, Pei Ming is a) not dumb enough to be a himbo and b) does not drink his respect women juice enough to be a true himbo.
FX has himbo flaws, mind you. His crippling fear of women isn’t the respect women juice it could be, and his all-consuming anger at MQ every time MQ is in the scene (aka, virtually every time FX is in scene), prevents him from being as jubilant as a himbo. But he could get there!
He’s dumb, the buffest of the group, stupidly loyal, and is strongly associated with dogs. One good character arch with MQ + one scary girl best friend, and we could have him giving off “I love my mean wife” energy towards MQ in the most himbo of fashions.
Also, if we’re talking about Himbos, Quan Yizhen is RIGHT THERE. He’s buff, he’s not smart in most things, he’s an energetic puppy, he’d kill the moon for Yin Yu, and I would commit a mild atrocity to see him become bff’s with Ling Wen and Rain Master.
Pei Ming has some stiff himbo competition, and paying child support on time and being friends with Ling Wen cannot save Pei Ming from the fact that he makes some preeeeetty misogynistic remarks throughout the story.
In conclusion, my himbo rankings are:
1. Quan Yizhen
2. Feng Xin
3. Pei Ming
With Feng Xin taking 1st place if he ever gets it together and learns how to cope.

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peiyin where pei ming eyed yin yu appreciatively when yin yu was a god but he firmly believed he was straight (and having something odd with shi wudu doesn't count in his head because they're also odd with ling wen) and then only started openly appreciating yin yu post canon when he accepted (begrudgingly) he's bisexual
peiyin ... something something flirting via looking over weaponry