not naming names but some of you are so creative and talented it's an honor to have you in my phone

Cosimo Galluzzi
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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Noah Kahan
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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Sweet Seals For You, Always
we're not kids anymore.
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Not today Justin
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not naming names but some of you are so creative and talented it's an honor to have you in my phone

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People will claim to be a fan of some thing and then hate all of the themes and motifs and story lines and plot lines and protagonists and antagonists like man I donât think that you actually like it here
âThereâs a cure?!â asked the girl that kills everything she touches. âHey shut up weâre perfâ replied the girl that makes clouds.Â
For real though. Storm has stopped an entire tsunami before. âMakes clouds my assâ she can conjure lightning and tornadoes and is revered as a god in her tribe. She literally changes atmospheric pressure and thatâs how she flies. So fuck you. Storm is flawless.
I think you missed the part where the GIRL WHO KILLS EVERYTHING SHE TOUCHES wants to NOT KILL EVERYTHING SHE TOUCHES and everyone dismisses her incredible misfortune just because the lady who is the AVATAR OF THE STORM won the fucking SUPERPOWER LOTTERY
And here we see X-Men perfectly illustrating the disparity between the larger disability community (Storm) and the chronic illness community (Rogue). One wants society to accept & respect them & their various different needs, which is surely a noble cause, while the other would like to NOT BE IN PAIN EVERY FUCKING DAY, which is just as important but often gets shouted down by non-ill disabled people who only want to talk about disability as a social construct.
I was talking to my mom about John Green today and I mentioned that âheâs still on tumblrâ and she asked why that would be weird and I said that no one is on tumblr these days, âexcept him and I guess meâ
So
I donât know what all of you guys are doing here, because clearly this website is occupied only by me and John Green
just the two of us / we can make it if we try.
We need to conquer space travel for the only reason that zero-g would allow for new never before seen pastries, you know how the top of the muffin is the best part? Well that is because it is exposed to air so it changes the chemistry, in normal earth gravity it is impossible to make a muffin that is all top part because it needs to be placed somewhere which would restrict air flow, however in zero g it would be possible to make a bubble out of muffin dough which gets optimal airflow and becomes an all-top part muffin... This is the dream...
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due to fortunate circumstances, I can change whenever I want!! I am not stuck here!! I will be growing at my own pace thank u v much đąđŤ
listen i'm not kidding i could write good doctor who. i'll run the show
When it comes to founding early civilizations, I canât recommend fertile river valleys highly enough
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@pathetic-gamer is the funniest person on the planet
Do you like found family? Queer romance? Enemies to lovers and an epic space opera setting with fantasy elements?
well I didn't write that. You are fucked out of luck.
these posts have the same vibes imo đŻ
and this tweet as well
this also
Just so you know, whenever we invent yet another fake fandom character, they inadvertently blink into existence, ill-formed and meaningless, only to be trapped within the hellish liminal space created by the zeitgeist of our collective consciousness.
Make room for Orangutan Johnson

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I heard it's Superman's (and Lois'!) anniversary! Here's all my Superman goofs to celebrate~
Sometimes corporate speak is good. For example, Space X calling their rocket explosion a ârapid unscheduled disassemblyâ is the funniest thing Iâve heard all week
while it is a very funny term itâs actually perfectly common rocketry terminology, itâs the technical term for ârocket splodedâ
another fun rocketry term is âlithobrakingâ. Like, one way spaceships lower their orbits is by skimming along the top of the atmosphere, letting the friction slow them down. This is called âAerobrakingâ, because theyâre using the atmosphere as a brake.
Lithobraking, therefore, is coined by analogy, with âlitho-â being the greek root for âstoneâ. Itâs how you slow your spaceship down⌠by crashing it into the fucking ground.Â
So a crashed rocket âexecuted a lithobraking maneuverâ.
Thereâs also âEngine rich exhaustâ, which is what happens when your rocket engine starts breaking apart and bits of machinery are burning along with the fuel thatâs supposed to be burning.Â
A more technical term is âNegative periapsisâ. Orbits have a periapsis and an apoapsis, the lowest and highest altitude they reach each orbit. A negative periapsis, therefore, is a negative altitude. Your rocket hit the ground.Â
And related is the term âablative Xâ. Ablative heat shielding is a type of heat dissipation where you have a layer of some material covering your spaceship, which heats up into a gas and blows away. So you lose bits of it as you go through the atmosphere. The joke version is when you refer to things as âablativeâ when theyâre not intended to be: ablative sensors, ablative wings, ablative space probe. that is, your spaceship lost parts it wasnât supposed to lose while flying through the atmosphere.Â
Yes! this bothered me when I saw people talking about it. âRapid unscheduled disassemblyâ isnât corporate speak its âscientists and engineers that build rocketsâ speak
being a pepper plant has to be so weird.
Imagine evolving capsaicin specifically to stop mammals from eating your fruits, and then a mammal comes along that not only will eat your fruits, but likes them specifically because of the capsaicin, so much that it starts using its weird paws to distribute and care for your seeds, which turns into a strong selective force that literally starts evolving you into producing MORE capsaicin and makes you a WAY more successful and wider ranged species than you ever were before
simply because this mammal LOVES Pain Chemical. that evolved specifically to produce pain in mammals. It's not that the capsaicin isn't WORKING. It's just that these freaks like it.
This is the same mammal with social instincts so goddamn strong that they literally try to form social bonds with their predators, and end up evolving the predators into a new species that fits into their social communities as a form of mutualistic symbiosis, and exists in several different forms with unique morphology and behaviors based on the function they perform.
Instead of, I don't know, EVOLVING TO BE FASTER, this animal finds a faster animal and sits on it. Which shouldn't even work because the faster animal is a prey animal and this animal is a predator, but SOMEHOW they FORM A SOCIAL BOND WITH THE PREY. So they can sit on it while it runs fast. And somehow the prey animal?? is cool with this?? and benefits from this relationship???
Literally how can you hate humans. Humans are possibly the most hilarious thing evolution has ever done.
other things humans have done
eat poison plants, decide they like getting poisoned, and evolve the plants to poison them more
evolve to not have hair, but they find mammals with thick fluffy hair and put the hair on themselves, and evolve the mammals to produce extra hair so they can both have a warm coat of hair
split up their parasitic lice species into two separate species because they start taking other animals' hair and putting it on themselves so much
learn how to set things on fire on purpose. maintain body temperature by just standing beside some wood that's on fire instead of literally any normal option
figure out that their prey tastes better and is easier to digest when they hold it over a fire after killing it. get smarter because they digest food so good after it's been held over a fire.
find a poisonous plant and try washing it in boiling water until they don't die when they eat it anymore
go across the ocean by making a floating nest despite not being able to breathe underwater, drink ocean water, or even swim naturally
drink milk from other mammals even though they can't digest it and it makes them sick. Evolve those mammals to produce more milk than their babies can drink so they can drink the milk. Some members of the species evolve to be able to digest milk because they were so hellbent on drinking it.
find flowers, bugs and minerals that are nice colors and crush them up to try to turn other things that color
eat mushrooms that make their nervous systems malfunction because they like malfunctioning their nervous systems
humans worldwide looking up into the celestial vault of stars a million light years away, separated from Earth by the deadly cold and emptiness of space: I bet there are guys up there to form social bonds with
thank you to every single fucking person on this god forsaken site that has ever posted your own art or writing. You really put a vulnerable, important part of yourself out in the open on the hellscape that is the internet and if that isnt an act of bravery and a labor of love I dont know what one is

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good morning. claim the energy
good night. claim the energy
I love writing. Would love to do it again someday
I see this is resonating lmfao