*acts clueless but actually knows what’s going on at all times*

i am the shyest attention whore ever

I want attention!!! If you’re not busy… And you want to…. Its okay if you don’t

IS TIME MOVING FASTER OR AM I JUST BECOMING MORE AWARE OF HOW SHORT A YEAR REALLY IS BECAUSE CHRIST ITS ALREADY JULY

@fanotastic more worms

Aw fuck. Nothing makes you assholes happy.

ppl will really be like “what’s my name in ur phone saved as” and it’s like. bold of u to presume you were saved at all, +1-938-274-5569

This reads like a Captain Holt burn

some women be like “my man washed a dish once. I’m very lucky” and it makes me so sad for her like you just know she never cums

I can’t Stop ducking kaughifnbdhdhdhdhdhsBHhshshd

STOP ROASTING THIS DOG OMG !!

leave the good boy alone

he’s about to die what do y’all want him to look like? 

when i was a kid i thought herpes was a greek god

is this a macklemore lyric

Instead of destroy 50% he would save 15% or more

And here I am giving it away for free like some sort of idiot

do you ever just know the answer to a trivia question and have no idea where the knowledge came from

and now I run this blog babeeeeey!!!

i found my deviantart from when i was 12 i dont deserve this

a lonesome peanut