Mr. Fitzwilliam Darcy being like, "I am 100% committed to respecting your 'no', but I heard you wouldn't promise my aunt not to marry me so I had to come and check just one (1) more time."

Bastille was right. How am I gonna be an optimist about this. Also right about eh eho eho.

Please never forget that ēheu, what the background chorus is repeating in Pompeii, just means ‘alas’ or ‘oh no’ or perhaps ‘shucks’ in Latin, which is of course the correct response to realizing you’re right next to where a volcano is exploding.

It should be illegal to have a bus stop without a bench I am 1000% serious rn

imagine you went to go running in the morning, and there's these two guys at your usual track. one is clearly recording the other, who is wolfing down donuts before sprinting around the track over and over even after he threw up. finally, he collapses on the ground. his friend, without any context, says "Are you ready to go to Italy?"