A Wild Person Appeared!

I CUT MY FINGER ON MY CHEX MIX????

here’s to all the weird little girls growing up into even weirder men

and the weird little whatevers that grew up into weirder whatevers

you ever have “cry and scream yourself awake” level nightmares that are immediately the stupidest premises imaginable the moment you actually wake up

The last time I wailed “help, please, help me, heeelp” loud enough to have the whole house come running, it was because I was having a nightmare that I was in my laundry room, and out of the corner of my eye I witnessed a Snoopy stuffed animal slowly rise up on two legs, as if being manipulated by a ghost or perhaps made animate by a possessing spirit, and slowly start to dance the Macarena.

I can’t stop thinking about this

I want that kind of nightmare

Have a smoke, you’re not you without a bong rip.

world's smallest chihuahua found alive and well resting in a warm corn tortilla