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For a split second my dumbass thought the Fukushima nuclear accident had fried the rice

TIL, that Sonic’s birthday is June 23rd because during Yuji Naka’s visit to Tokyo on June 23rd 1990 a hedgehog ran across his path. Without missing a beat, he kicked it into the air, sending it flying into a nearby garbage can

He WHAT?!!!!?!!!?

There’s a video attached :(

the thing about NOT going to see Morbius is not just b/c it would be funny for it to flop again but also because if it DOESN’T flop again we’re setting dangerous precedent. this will tell studios that if their movie flops all they have to do is try to engineer memes to make it popular. we CANNOT have studios trying to “manufacture” and “force” memes. please for the love of god don’t go see Morbius in theaters.

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She's experiencing the flow of time in a nonlinear fashion

Cock is one of my favorite tastes. Not only that, but balls smell amazing. It makes me go a little crazy on it to be honest. Like, I cannot get it far enough down my throat to be satisfied. I’m only satisfied when I feel those intense, powerful, salty, hot pumps of cum down my throat. When I sit back on my heels, look up at you with cum all over my mouth and slobber running down my neck, hair all fucked up and wipe my mouth with the back of my arm and ask you if I did a good job and you cannot even speak because I’ve drained all of your energy out the tip of your dick….. That’s when I’m satisfied.

john green u nasty and ugly as hell shut the fuck up

sweetie, you are literally so out of line it’s fucking unbelievable. i could drag you so hard right now but i know you’ll just end up crying. i’ve roasted you before and you know it. chances are you’ll just say i bullied you because you’re gay and have different skin. talk shit get hit, you don’t wanna mess with me kiddo; i’ve got a black belt. i know threats are fucked up but that’s all i’ve been receiving all day, probably from her royal hoodrat olive and all of her nasty friends. but you can gang up on me and make fun of me for being goth all you want. i’ve been hurt a lot. my first boyfriend cheated on me, my dad screams if i forget to do my chores, and there are some days i don’t even want to get out of bed in the mornings. i’m a jaded teenage girl. i’ve been through shit that you wouldn’t even dream of. you think your life is hard? try asking the cutest guy in your grade out in the middle of the cafeteria only to find out he has a fucking girlfriend. you don’t know my life or my story so keep my name out of your nasty mouth. life is a battlefield and it looks like i’ve already won.

this is what the establishment fears the most

Brilliant and subversive. One of my favorite things ever.

i heard evangelion was weird so I've only watched episodes while I'm stoned and I think I found the worst way to do it. this is how it was meant to be watched. this is horrible

lmao there’s this barbie-branded typewriter toy that has undocumented encryption features