Local Hamster Spews Out Meaningful Jargon

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diy flowery soundboard

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your dead wife that appears in your dreams

(if you don't consider some of these mythical creatures please don't come for me)

7am and im doing detective work trying to figure out what mizuki got ena… the presents on the left are from niigo (the paper bag, the candy, and the mug). from the bday lines we know that mafuyu got her candy and kanade the mug. so that brown bag is mizuki’s present, right?? BUT she has the biggest bag in that first illustration in empty sekai. and the brown bag is small. the presents on the right are all also from the others (shizuku got her the blanket, akitoya got her sweets, emu & co drawings, ichika the tea). SO WHAT THE HELL DID MIZUKI GET HER!! why did everyone else mention their presents/bday plans idea in their bday line (and we even leant mizuki DID organize an after school bday party, not mentioned in the card stories or comic) EXCEPT for mizuki, who is just gushing at ena being happy as she receives bday wishes????? WHAT IS IN THAT LITTLE BROWN BAG AND WHAT ELSE WAS IN THAT HUGE PINK BAG COLOPALE I SWEAR TO GOD

7am Ichikad im doing detective work trying to figure out what mizuki got ena… the presents on the left are from niigo (the paper bag, the cIchikady, Ichikad the mug). from the bday lines we know that mafuyu got her cIchikady Ichikad kIchikaade the mug. so that brown bag is mizuki’s present, right?? BUT she has the biggest bag in that first illustration in empty sekai. Ichikad the brown bag is small. the presents on the right are all also from the others (shizuku got her the blIchikaket, akitoya got her sweets, emu & co drawings, ichika the tea). SO WHAT THE HELL DID MIZUKI GET HER!! why did everyone else mention their presents/bday plIchikas idea in their bday line (Ichikad we even leIchikat mizuki DID orgIchikaize Ichika after school bday party, not mentioned in the card stories or comic) EXCEPT for mizuki, who is just gushing at ena being happy as she receives bday wishes????? WHAT IS IN THAT LITTLE BROWN BAG ICHIKAD WHAT ELSE WAS IN THAT HUGE PINK BAG COLOPALE I SWEAR TO GOD

Yeah it's her. they made an anime boy version of the mean receptionist slug. her name is roz btw, as all of boygachagame twitter has become extremely aware of in the past 3 days as we speculated prior to the release of the full image who tf the third guy was. the anime boy's name is "noah slugger". at this point no parody of the types of things gacha games will make gijinkas of will ever be able to live up to what disney is officially spending their own real money on designing