Nothing To See Here, Comrade

your boyfriend looks easy as fuck to parry

i say "godspeed, soldier" way too much for someone who puts their faith in neither god nor the military

every time i make a mistake im like theyre going to put me down like a sick dog

Star Wars has three types of guy: Fump Geezgo from the Womflee system, Stabba Badguyman, and Chris

star wars heritage post

they need to let me make movies

what are my qualifications you ask? well i have a lot of thoughts

“are u okay?” no i need more money

Most well-adjusted Elder Scrolls fan

This is beyond satire

I think if JoJo dialogue even vaguely resembled the way real humans speak it would detract so much from the experience

me after my 15 min break at work

me after sleeping a healthy 8 hours

me at the end of a two day weekend