fellatio sounds like a supporting shakespeare character rather than oral sex on a penis to be honest

you’re jerking off and suddenly my leitmotif starts playing

I fucking hate the elf forums fuck my life

Stop saying “do it scared” i do everything scared I sleep scared Boy i’ll kill u

Green + yellow + orange is a highly underrated colour combo

*pervert voice* okay so im the princess and youre the knight sworn to protect me

Are you free from your curse yet i miss you

i show a neanderthal a doom metal album and they understand implicitly. they pick up a bass guitar and start to play it instinctually

Was made to groove

my man

yo get off your ass i need you to come up front and call a customer the f slur for me i cant reclaim it

The BEST trope is when a character tells another “let’s run away together, we can leave all of this behind and start a new life somewhere” and gets rejected. And then the rest of the tragedy unfolds